Meet Our Linguists
At Tranzlashion®, we don’t just hire linguists—we enlist visionaries, geniuses, and the occasional time traveller. With a database of over 10,000 certified linguists from across the globe (and beyond), we guarantee there’s no dialect, script, or cryptic rune that’s beyond our expertise.
Here are just a few of our star linguists, each bringing their unique flair to the world of Tranzlashion®:
Dr. Eng. PhD Michael J.W. Beijer
- Polyglot, autodidact, translator, terminologist, and the original architect of the revolutionary Tranzlashion® concept.
- Proud owner of Tranzlashion® Unlimited Holdings, Ltd., and once successfully translated the Oxford Dictionary into Dutch in only a year.
- Known to casually multitask between crafting groundbreaking translations and training his Oriental cat to conjugate irregular verbs.
- Creator of what is possibly the world’s largest collection of specialist Dutch/English terminology: michaelbeijer.co.uk/terminology
Dr. L.L. Baxter
- Fluent in 300 terrestrial languages and 42 alien dialects, including the subtle clicks of Zogorian and the melodic hums of Venusian.
- Once interpreted peace talks between warring alien factions, ending centuries of intergalactic squabbling.
- Rumor has it, Dr. Baxter can order a decent cup of coffee on any planet in the galaxy.
Prof. P.H. Glotbinder
- World-renowned specialist in ancient AI, specialising in Egyptian LLMs and prehistoric 3D cave paintings.
- Occasionally moonlights as a consultant for intergalactic negotiations—if the price is right.
- Best known for deciphering the infamous "Scroll of Infinite Confusion" in just three hours, armed only with a magnifying glass and a strong cup of Mellow Birds.
Dr. Prof. Z.J.G. Tailspin
- The world’s leading interpreter of cosmic whale song (don’t ask how, but it involves a bathtub and a stethoscope).
- Holds dual degrees in Marine Linguistics and Celestial Semantics.
- Once translated an opera performed entirely by dolphins, receiving rave reviews in several underwater newspapers.
Our Promise
With a lineup like this, why would you trust anyone else? Our linguists aren’t just the best—they’re otherworldly. When you work with Tranzlashion®, you’re not just hiring translators; you’re partnering with legends.
Have a challenging text? Need help with an obscure language? Or maybe you just want to hear what a cosmic whale really sounds like? Our team is ready and waiting.